BLUE

I was about to introduce this blog post stating how I haven’t blogged for a while etc. but decided that is not the way to go, since 1. it’s very boring and 2. it was only a fortnight ago.

I haven’t had any time to chill so have spent my evenings doing that instead of blogging. (That means pigging out in front of the laptop stuffing my face and staring at my Facebook/Twitter/Tumblr feeds all night)

The interesting thing now is because I’m at university, it is a lot more likely that one or more of these are someone a lot of you don’t know. Which means you can't guess them unless you live inside my head. Not trying to twist your minds or anything, it is fact.
I don’t compose these to bring attention to myself or my blog, I like having somewhere I can document and express my thoughts freely. Kaboom!

- Explosion of ponderings -

One.

I miss being close to you, I feel like we are drifting apart and I’m trying desperately to repair what we have lost but I genuinely don’t know what to say anymore. I feel like I’ve been cruelly left out - not intentionally though - and I miss the craic. I miss you more than anyone, because you are so lovely and genuine and you were my first friend. Can we please try and fix this because I’m at a loss of what to do. 

Two.

You are messing with my head, like seriously. Why must I fall so easily, especially of all people, why must it be you! I swore to myself I wouldn’t let this happen again, except this time it’s much worse because it is you and I can’t, and won’t, even tell anybody. I hope these feelings will go away because it’s all too confusing and I’m being silly and will therefore shut up.

Three.

I’m very glad you are back in my life. I know I am losing hope others and feel I am welcomed back with you. It’s comfortable and I feel so at ease talking to you. Just like old times. I really appreciate your company and hope we can become really great friends again. 

Four.

This is far too difficult, I want to help you but it is just too much effort. I physically can’t help you if you can’t help yourself. I have others and don’t need you either. Just don’t hurt yourself. Sorry.

Five.

I can’t kid myself, and I certainly can’t kid Emma. YOU ARE STILL MY KING OPPA.

(Honestly I think oppa is one of my favourite words ever. C:) Oppas make Claudbag happy, I need many oppas. I collect them and keep them safe. Hehehehehe.

I’ve been feeling very negative and sad lately, please someone cheer me up. I guess I’m feeling BLUE.

My boys are back. I love BIGBANG. ♥

MOST WANTED

Autographs that would be awesome to have...

In no particular order...

• David Tennant - because he was a beast of a Doctor.
• Rupert Grint - because he's my Ron-Ron.
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt - because nobody looks better in a jumper than him.
• Johnny Depp - because he's probably the best actor in the world.
• George Clooney - because he's a very attractive old man.
• Ashton Kutcher - because he's an sweeeet guy.
• Daniel Radcliffe - because he's HARRY POTTER.
• Michael McIntyre - because he's the funniest man in the world.
• Gaspard Ulliel - because he's smokin' hot.
• Ben Barnes - because his face looks nice on photographic paper.
• Michael Cera - because he's an absolute wee dote.
• Paul McCartney - because he's my favourite second Beatle.
• Take That - because they rule the world.
• Bradley Cooper - because he's a hunk!
• T.O.P - because this one goes without saying.
• Tim Burton because he is a fantastic director.
• G-Dragon - because he breaks my heart.
• Zac Efron - because he is the music in me.
• Bi Rain - because he's the only type of weather I like.
• Tom Felton - be my big boy, Draco Malfoy.
• Lee Byung Hun - because he's amaazzzing.
• James Corden - because he is a hilarious man!
• Russell Brand - because he's very intelligent and amusing.
• Taylor Lautner - because if I had to choose I would be Team Jacob.
• Alan Rickman - because he plays the legendary Snape.
• Lee Min Ho - because he's my favourite Korean actor.
• The Wanted - because they are one of the few British boybands I actually like.
• Jared Leto - because what girl doesn't love Jared Leto!
• Black Eyed Peas - because I love their music.
• Nicki Minaj - because I love her clothes/figure/attitude.
• Emma Watson - because she's a perfect lady.
• CL from 2NE1 - because she's the baddest female Seoul city ever had.
• Katy Perry - because she's very stylish and cool.
• Lady Gaga - because she's one of few genuinely talented musicians out there.
• Ellen Page - because she's a good actress.
• James and Oliver Phelps - because it's time to get sleazy with some Weasleys.
• Taylor Swift - because I actually do like her.
• Anne Hathaway - because she's sooo pretty and very talented.
• J.K Rowling - because she gave us a magical childhood.
• Helena Bonham-Carter - because she's one of my favourite actresses.
• Meryl Streep - because she is classy.

I didn't mean that to be as perverse as they came across as....I found two of the Harry Potter ones online. And some of them were terribly boring because there weren't really reasons why I wanted them apart from just liking the person. Blah.

The word BECAUSE has lost ALL MEANING!

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CRINGE!

Since the Best Fashion blog was a hoot to write, I am going to write another one. Except this one is going to be HILARIOUS, because it’s the WORST fashion in K-Pop. Properly. Not another James version.

This really goes without explanation, but I like doing introductions to my posts. (Even if no-one reads what I write) As I said before, Korea has a unique and interesting sense of style for their idols. Many would wear such things that we wouldn’t dare to, or even sell for that matter.

Of course, this is often taken too far. Stylists go a bit over the top and these poor men and women are forced to wear the most hideous things. I have researched this and attempted to gather the best of the worst. Enjoy.

KARA

I was arranging the photos there in the folder known as “Bad” on my desktop. The plan was to place them in not-so-bad to completely awful. This mission failed because it was just too difficult to put them in order. They are ALL bad.

Look at KARA here. MY WORD, why can I see bras, odd tight colours and WTF is wrong with the girl at the end’s body shape.

TVXQ- Keep Your Head Down Suits

This is what is left of the DBSK after they ‘dissolved.’ For all you clueless people, the 5 piece group broke up in 2008 after 3 of them filled a case against their management (SM Entertainment) for making them work too hard. (rightly so!) The other three created a new group called JYJ while Changmin and Yunho remained with SM. And as you can all see, the torture continues for these two BECAUSE OF THESE SUITS WHAT THE FLIP IT’S THE MOST HIDEOUS THING I’VE EVER SET MY EYES ON. (So far...)

Poor Yunho. o_O Keep Your Head Down Yunho! (LOL PUN)

G Dragon, Perm Boy.

Oh dear, I see so many things wrong with this outfit. Everything actually. He’s like an old English school boy that has moved on to enroll in Pimp Academy. Ahh, it’s so tacky. I actually want to cry.

2NE1 Lollipop

In my head, I think 2NE1 are the best dressed girls, but also the worst. You saw that their clothes were a bit iffy in the GOOD post, but now imagine them in the BAD post. See here how sickly colourful and mismatched they are. However I do think they can get away with this look more than other groups could.

Guy with Wings

Curses, I did not save his name on this file so I don’t know who it is. Bleugh. By my guess, he looks like a 2PM member or maybe BEAST. If you know please tell me because it’s bugging me now. OR is it G-Dragon????? Looks like him too! :S

Whoever it is, the point is this guy has fur attached to the lower part of his arm. And that looks silly.

Park Bom

Poor Girl. POOR POOR GIRL. Who’s idea was it to dress her like this? It is indecent!

G-Dragon ripped to shreds

You may have noticed a common occurrence of this guy here, and yes, there is more to come. G-Drag has had more fashion disasters than anyone, ever. If this denim wasn’t ugly enough, look at the arms of that. How did he even put it on? Did his hand not get caught in the strands...

DBSK

Oh cry forever. Cry cry cry cry cry. To share the tears with me, or to understand at least why I am crying, look at the photo I had uploaded in the Best Dressed post. Yup, same guys, same order they are standing in too. It’s so disturbing, but kinda funny. XD

G-Dragon.....again

I think we would be crying too if we had to sing on stage with a fringe and a hood like that. For some reason it reminds me of Gaga, gone completely wrong. And that’s saying something.

Yejun from F.Cuz

Honestly if I was him I would kill his stylist.

G-Dragon for the fourth time!

Big Bang (G-Dragon is the leader) and 2NE1 done a collaboration for the Lollipop music video. So I suppose the 2NE1 image and this does match. But c’mon, why put a boy in a pink boiler suit. With a shirt and tie. He looks like my dog.

G-Dragon in a kilt.

I think this outfit from the head to the waist is actually pretty good, but then after that....

T.O.P

Oh DEAREO. T.O.P has a hairband on. He is wearing it the way I would when I am getting ready in the mornings when I am applying foundation.

Thankfully he has a beautiful face..but his hair is like, white. -.- Yay, he is wearing glasses! Amen to that!

Okay let’s scan down. Jacket and shirt, yes it looks nice despite the strange headpiece.. and okay..what wat wot...WHAT KIND OF TROUSERS ARE THEY. He looks so uncomfortable.

I like his ring though.

Jaejoong

Haha you are all perverts. I think if he didn’t have a good body this would be just disgusting. Well more disgusting than what it actually is.

It’s sexy though, right?

I JOKE. (or do I?)

Are those gloves leather?

And for the winner of this lousy competition: CHOI SIWON!!!!

There isn’t even a point of explaining this, y’all can see how silly this looks!

LOLLING FOREVER.

I can imagine I will look back at this post and cringe that I would write such a thing!

However that was fun.

- Claudia out.

REVENGE!

Time get my revenge from one of my friends who have publicly disgraced my blog!

Let it begin.

Since I have completed the Best Fashion Blog Post, I found it necessary to create a Worst Fashion one too.

Kitchen Sink Drama

Oh dear, what’s going on here? Is he posing in a kitchen? Not a good start. I think this guy is called James, yeah, he’s definitely not Korean. (Even Koreans don’t look this bad) It appears to be that he is looking at something on the roof, perhaps his fashion taste flying away...And what’s that mush on the tray? It looks like sick.

Anyway, purple jumper- not bad indeed. I do like purple and it goes well with his ginger hair. The jeans look good too.

Crazy Purple Person

OH DEAR what has happened? Whoever styled this should be shot! Dyed grey hair is NOT a good look and the makeup is atrocious. He looks like a drag queen/prostitute gone wrong. Personally, I think the top looks lumpy but I do like the thumb hole in the top. From the waist down is just vile. Underwear as outerwear is not a good look.

Gaga Glasses?

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS A NO. To simply COMPARE this eyewear to the almighty Gaga is insulting. These glasses do nothing to compliment his face and are nothing like anything Lady Gaga would wear. He is wearing the purple again...is this the only top he owns?

The Stalker Pose

This. Is. Terrifying. The checked shirt does not match the tee underneath. The necklace does not go with this outfit at all. He looks like a trampy boy going on a drinking binge that unfortunately was genetically fused to a purple ape or else has a rare genetic condition wherein he must where completely out of place things or else he will die.

To conclude...
CL is HOLDING a dress because she is promoting a fashion line, it is not the train of the dress she is wearing.

AND Did you just call T.O.P gangly and awkward? That’s too far James, too far. He will kill you. I will kill you.

I will let the rest of this slander of the ClaudBlog go. You complimented Minzy, Jaejoong and Ryeowook’s outfits so that pleases me.

However, for insulting my two favourites, you will pay.

OH NO!

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OH NO!

My fantastic Glee outing plan is completely flawed! Emma can’t go. Kerri won’t go. No-one else is going. I haven’t heard anything from James or the rest. (Where is everybody today?!) I spent all night last night getting excited/worried about it and then couldn’t sleep: I was worried in case I didn’t get tickets. Didn’t get over to sleep to around 3am. :(

Anyway I’m super annoyed because mother said I was allowed, now that nobody else is going I can’t Pfft, does she know I’m going to be 18 by then? Aragh I don’t want to be pampered and mollycoddled, I wanna see this show!! Even if that means going on my own!

Don’t get me started on how I haven’t seen Harry Potter yet either. ☠

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I can’t feel happy about anything right now because I’m just so pissed off. I’ll attempt at some good news anyway. Do you remember in my Ladyboys! entry I spoke of a smell on stage that I just couldn’t resist? Well I do believe I have found it in a perfume: Vera Wang Princess!

It’s the closest smell to it as possible, all in a little perfume. See, we were out shopping that day and Jared and I went into House of Fraser so I could look around. I tested some perfumes including this one so perhaps the smell reminded me of that whole day, now I adore it. If it’s not too late, I think I’ll ask it for Christmas.

Before bed last night I watched episode 14 of IRIS. Gosh, it’s amazing. And the episode felt really long, in a good way. So that set me hyper and I couldn’t sleep. And T.O.P made an appearance too, but I can’t give anything away because Emma will go crazy if I reveal spoilers to her. Can you read this Emma? Oh YEAH, he kisses Hacker Girl- such a lucky girl!!

More good news: they are making an IRIS film! And Prefect Disco sorted too- I'm going as Boo from Monsters Inc.

UCAs statement is hopefully being sent away by the end of the week. I’ll keep you posted.

Does Claudia’s UCAs get sent away??

Will Claudia get to see Glee Live, her man of her dreams, Harry Shum Jr??

Is Vera Wang Perfume expensive??

Will she get to see Harry Potter before it’s too late??

Does she reveal any more spoilers to Emma??

And will T.O.P get to meet the girl of his dreams: Claudia?? (I hope so, heh!)

That’s all folks!

Tune in next time, for another post from CLAUDIA’S BLOG! *theme music*

EMMA,

Look, it’s me in first year.

ATTACHED TO THE COATHANGERS.

hahahahaha

Gosh, why did I post that to my blog, so unnecessary. Still made me laugh though.

POUR ME A HEAVY DOSE OF ATMOSPHERE.

Ew, I’m wondering if my week can get more craptacular than this.
I haven’t updated in a while because one I’ve been busy and two everything else seems to have gone terribly wrong, stupid, ridiculous or awkward.

So I’ve been back at school since the first, then I was off again for a day. A few of us on that Thursday went to the Ulster Museum in Belfast which was enjoyable, we then went into town and saw Chrrisssttopphhherr!! (Not in McD's, but in Victoria Square! In his baseball cap and hightops, what a poser!) Back again on that Friday then it was the weekend. Good weekend indeed. :) Well Sunday sucked, but that's another story.

Then all last week I was exceedingly busy. I missed two full days of school due to attending Queens and Uni of Ulster Jordanstown Open days. Even though there were some mixed reviews, I really liked Jordanstown: they do the courses I am interested in and I just liked the closed in campus. It’s like a massive High School, with some shops and a s.u too. I think that would suit me rather well, but I would have liked it better if it was closer to Belfast city center. Queens was extraordinary, the building is beautiful, but I felt rather dumb as I walked round it because there’s no way I’d be going there, I just wanted to go for the day out. I attended a law lecture with Kerri. When I came out I felt as if I’d become a law student myself! Smarty.

The past few days have probably been the worst of this year. On Saturday night, I had a couple of friends down to watch Remember Me. (Spoiler: We got so freaked out when R’Patz was killed in the twin towers because it was the 9th anniversary that day! We were all in tears by the end of it...cry) So after they left I went inside I took my lenses out. I woke in the middle of the night with my right eye all sore and bloodshot. It was gross, but I thought it would be away in the morning.

Next day I couldn’t go to church because it was so bad. Bright lights, well any lights at all produced sharp pains. I honestly thought I was going to go blind. :0

Two doctors appointments and a Royal Hospital visit later, it is concluded that I have an ulcer behind said eye. Ewwww. I didn’t even know it was POSSIBLE to have ulcers there.

So now much to my dismay, I have to wear glasses for two weeks. And cut down how often I wear lenses. It’s my own fault really: I deserve to wear an eyepatch or something horrid because of the lense-abuse I gave my eyes.

I think everything is going wrong. Like the ulcer is affecting the way my brain is working or something. I keep doing silly things, things that make me go WTF CLAUDIA ARE YOU DOING YOU CRAZY FOOL... *falls asleep.*

Stupid post. Probably a lot more I could include here but I can’t be bothered tonight.

You should see my ironing pile.

- Claudia

Just googled eye ulcer: boke!!!! :(

23. THE LAST PERSON YOU KISSED

Dear person,

I didn’t want to write two letters for the same person, so I’m writing this for someone else. Anyway, I don’t know why I did it. When I look back I feel stupid that I did, no offense. I think I was desperate and I’m sorry that I couldn’t decipher my feelings then.

- Claudia

Another lame entry. Good one comin' up tomorrow ;)

22. SOMEONE YOU WANT TO GIVE A SECOND CHANCE TO

I’m sorry, I can’t think of someone for this. :(

- Claudia

SO INSTEAD, I'll provide a quick crappy update of my life.

So. The summer's nearly over. It's been so good, I've done so much I just need another summer to recover. Even though I've been off for nearly 3 months, it's gone very quickly. I don't want to go back to school! (Wonder what I'll be saying this time next year?) I can't be bothered starting to do any proper work again, especially English Lit, I really don't like it. And I.C.T is so gay, it will be worse this year because we have got different teachers. Thankfully I'm dropping R.E now. It was awful last year.

And my AS results will be out next Thursday. I'm not perturbed about that at all, I'm just curious to see how I've done. My guesses that I'll get A,B,C, D. (Secretly wouldn't mind that, that would be so cool!)

A- Art

B- I.C.T

C- English Lit

D- R.E

I'll let you's know next week if I am right in my predictions. :)

Another thing. I am in debt! I work one day a week and I still can't manage to save a penny. I owe my Granda about £100 from using his Visa Card on buying stuff online. And I owe Jared money (£10) because I'm always meeting friends. Unfortunately Jared is a complete scrooge and asks for the tenner everyday. I still haven't paid so hopefully he'll eventually forget about it.

I have watched so many films this summer too. When I finish this letter meme I shall post a list of all that I have watched. It's wonderful having so much spare time.

I've also fallen in love with this drama called IRIS. Unsurprisingly, it's Korean. But don't judge it or my biased self because of that, because it's a spectacular show. It stars Byung Hun Lee, who also was Stormshadow in the film version of G.I Joe. He's what triggered me to start watching it. So each episode is about an hour long, and it starts with Kim Hyun-Jun (BHL) being told to go on a mission to shoot the North Korean Leader (Controversial, I know!) Eventually, after this mission is complete, he makes an escape, but gets shot and is wounded. He soldiers on and phones his boss at NSS (National Security Service) who he asks for help because he cannot return home due to his injuries. It then flashes back to a few years ago, to when he was apart of the National Forces (army I'm guessing) and attended college, where he meets a girl called Choi Seung-hee. The more you watch, the more it makes sense basically.

It's really not something that you explain, but I recommend that you have a look at the first episode here.

I later discovered T.O.P from Big Bang also makes an appearance as the mysterious assassin who kicks everyone's ass. He's what makes the show so damn awesome! I've watched 3 episodes of the show now but I'm dying to watch more! I really want to order the box set, yay :)

I joined the Facebook page for Drama IRIS and regrettably skimmed through the posts and saw spoilers!! I was annoyed at this, because I know what happens to T.O.P. But aw well.

Another thing my geeky self finds funny would be MACROS. Recently I joined tumblr, to see what the big deal was. Essentially, it's blogger for people who want to post pictures and crap all the time instead of taking the time to write entries. So it suits me fine, I'll post less Korean stuff here now and post it there instead. Here is my tumblr account, follow me if you wish.

Oh yes, Macros. Well maybe my sense of humour has gone out the window, but now-a-days I find these silly images the funniest things ever. According to Wikipedia, it is "An image macro is a picture with superimposed text, often for humorous effect." I found a tumblr site filled with kpop related ones, probably macros have been around for ages, but I've only discovered them lately!

SHINee

Super Junior

Harry Potter

titter.

14. SOMEONE YOU HAVE DRIFTED AWAY FROM

Dear friend,

Hi, I’m sorry we didn’t keep in contact. I fear this is my fault. This past year at school I was busy with stuff and I didn’t really know what to say to you when I did see you. We used to be so close, even up to last summer. Forgive me that I haven’t even tried to meet up this year. Perhaps it’s both our fault. But you are a bit of a social butterfly, you float from friend to friend. So maybe my time is up? We have both moved on. Anyway, I’m sorry that I lost you as a friend. I don’t know if our friendship can be rekindled, which is a shame because we’ve had so many good times. I think the age difference doesn’t help either. Something happened to you this year and I wish I was there to help you recover from it, I don’t think we’ve even talked about it at all.

- Claudia

12. THE PERSON YOU HATE THE MOST

Dear D (and other appalling k-pop enthusiasts),

I am writing this letter to show my disgrace regarding your disgusting, lecherous desire towards male Korean pop stars. I’m not even joking here, I actually feel nauseated just thinking about it. It’s not just you though, it’s a ridiculous amount of fans that encourage and pollute other fans innocent image of K-pop.

You won’t believe how many times I’ve come across fanfic PORN written by teenagers involving two MALE boyband members. C’mon, two guys!? Seriously, I know most of them have the body of a teenage girl and some even look like girls but that’s just awful.

And no, I don’t look this ‘yadong’ up. Its very easy to stumble across it when looking the most innocent things up. It’s horrible, I can’t imagine what some of the guys would say if they found it: they would be repulsed. Most of them are Christians, and from my view, it’s absolutely rotten how girls can think of boys like that.

I worry about younger people discovering these compositions: There’s often no obvious signs on these ‘fics’ of what rating it is, so you could start reading and not even realise. Some girls have such sick minds to even be able to create something like that.

Another thing is the whole couple thing in K-Pop that the fans adore. For example, in Super Junior, “Kyumin” “Eunhae” or “Kangteuk” Placing two members names together like they were going out, that’s just weird. Imagine if they DID start dating, not that I’m homophobic or anything, but I couldn’t listen to k-pop ever EVER again.

I just don’t understand it, that’s all. I don’t get what sets the desire off either, perhaps the way Koreans are very ‘touchy’ with each other? The way they have no problems hugging each other and have no personal space. Does that set off some kind of sexual fetish in a girl’s mind?! These fanatics need to get a new hobby, or maybe a boyfriend. No, not a boyfriend, if their motives are as messed up as their brain is, they should stay as far away from guys as possible!

I follow a few fans on Twitter, which is very handy to see news and updates 24-7, but some of their tweets can be gross, it makes me wince. For a while, I had followed this other girl, but her tweets were so appalling I had to unfollow after a week.

Another thing, I can admit I was bitterly disappointed when this girl had uploaded a picture of herself on Twitter: she’s so...typical looking! And she’s in her 20s, not even a teenager. Quit making icons and junk and go get a real life. She’s same as any damn fan out there, just a child like the rest of us. Except one who occasionally writes porn.

Okay, maybe that was a bit harsh, it’s not like she’s 50 and single, it’s just a hobby.

Well I hope it’s just a hobby. Would writing fanfics be a full time job!?

I don’t know. Maybe your thinking, why do I even bother listening to music that you can’t even understand or find these ‘chinky’ boys attractive. I just really enjoy it: the music is catchy and there’s something so appealing about it that I never can put my finger on. I wouldn’t say it’s an addiction, but it’s just a different hobby for me. I’ve always liked to stand out and be different to others, and in my music taste I am able to do so. It’s just that I hate it when people take it to extremes and ruin it for us normal fans. It makes it dirty and spoils the fun. The best thing to do is pretend that people like that don’t exist.

But anyway, this was more of a rant than a letter to anyone. I apologise if I pissed off or freaked anyone out.

- Claudia