Dear reflection,
You talkin‘ to me? Well of course, I’m the only one here.
I think I’ll do this in parts, like WhatAboutAdam’s video to his body.
Body
Dear body, I would like you body a lot better if you lost a bit more weight. But I’m thankful I’m tall-ish, because I even out more.
Hands
Thanks for being completely normal. Nails, you break too often, but I apologise I bit at you when I get nervous.
Face
I LOVE you face. You and I will both be greatful in about 40 years time when my skin looks fresh from taking care and moisturizing it from the age of fifteen. Thanks for being blemish free too. :)
Eyes
Eyes, I love how dark and pretty you are. Like somedays I don’t even need to wear eye makeup because I can get away without it. Thanks for being big and expressive. You will wonder why I smother eye-cream all over you every other night, but you’ll understand when I’m older.
Vision, why can’t you re-focus yourself so I don’t have to wear glasses or lenses? It’s a hassle waking up and not being able to see anything. If I had the cash I’d get you corrected.
Ears
Sometimes, ears, I wonder can you hear at all. I think I deserve this because I deafened you with music for seven years. I’m sorry.
Nose
I don’t have anything bad to say about you nose. You’re not too big, not to wide, you’re cute as a button.
Lips
Er, well what can I say? I suppose you look alright. Bit chappy in winter but otherwise the best.
Teeth
Grr teeth. Why do you do this to me? I do all I can to help you: I got braces and a selection of teeth whitening and no matter how hard I brush YOU WON’T CHANGE COLOUR. Flip sake, I look like a smoker with these teeth! It knocks all self-confidence I have left and you don’t even care. :[
I will get revenge, teeth, I’m gonna bleach yoooouuuu.
Shoulders
Ew I don’t like you. In photos, I look like I’m built as a house because you are so broad. I don’t want to look like a man, stupid shoulders.
Arms
I’m totally fine with the way you are. Apart from being aware once in a while when Amy ‘flabby-grabbys’ me that my arms are a little big, all is good, because you could be so much worse.
Legs
I exercise all the time and you don’t lose any weight, you just get more toned. Thighs, (eugh I hate that word) you do look fat but thankfully I don’t have any stretch marks or anything mega gross too.
Feet
Footsize, you are SO awkward: 6 1/2!! Do you know how hard it is to get shoes that fit? I will never forgive you for not fitting into those Irregular Choice silver boots, they looked so cool. :( (May I point out, I found the image of these boots on a website called The Fashion Police, where they mocked them :p who needs practical shoes anyway??)
Feet, you aren’t in the best condition, but I fail at looking after you. Look after yourself!
Hair
I adore you! I love your thickness and luxurious brown shade. Sometimes I should advertise with hair this shiny. You sit so perfectly. Mmm you’re so glossy I could eat you.
I want to apologise for dying and highlighting you in my younger years: your quality is much better now that I don’t. I will never cut you up again, a bob was not a good idea. Growing it out was even worse.
I don’t care if a fringe is unimaginative and dull. People think I’m a lot younger because of it and my flawless but childish round face, which can be useful. I love it because it’s dead handy to maintain, and it’s trademark of the claud.
Lots of Love.
CLAUDIA. x