P is for...

Presents.

Today I am Santa Claudz. It is not Christmas. I am not rich or have excess to unlimited wealth. But I shall grant gifts to all who have been fortunate to be in my presence this past few years. I’m feeling generous so I will give presents to my friends who I may not see as often now that we have left school so they can enjoy for their rest of their existence.

Emma:

Today, Emma Thelma Louise Hanna, you have been given the gift of a massive castle where you can live happily with all your medieval stuff you are interested in. Knights, horses, wizards..merlin.. etc. Yes, since you’ve been my friend longest you get the biggest present!

I do not understand all this medieval nonsense so I will give you the opportunity for you to refurbish this grand castle in any way you wish. You do not have to work, because you have worked enough for 4 A-Levels which accounts for enough work for the rest of your life. You don’t have to do anything at all, and that suits you. There is a horse and carriage which Caspian drives about the large pollen-free land around your castle to prevent hay fever. You have a large library stored with your published fanfiction and every book you have ever read.

You also have slaves: one from each country of the world: which you can speak to in their own language. In the dungeon there are many Korean boys that are trapped there because that’s what you keep them after capturing them during hunting. Occasionally you throw some leftover rice down there to ‘keep them going’ but there isn’t really any need for feeding them or holding them under capture either! But you do because they are so pretty. And sometimes they teach you dance.

Lastly, you get one more present: a big grade C. You’ve never had a C before so now this has tainted the perfect A’s you have received. (C is for CLAUDIA. So that makes it good.)

(Sorry that was much longer than I thought it would be... got carried away when I got into the dungeon bit.)

Amy

Amy Grace, I will give you the gift of nothing other than, a car! It doesn’t seem fair that you work so hard and you are not rewarded! In this car is a big Scottish man with a beard and an accent. You’ve always said you wanted one of them. (Sorry I’ve got the K-Pop Cd jammed in the player...with glue.) I’ve also went to the trouble of moving Dundee to the coast of Annalong. Now you don’t have to travel too far but you will still be in Dundee, except just not in Scotland!

May-Jay

Lady MaryJazzleyJane, today you receive the gift of usefulness. Throughout all my years knowing you, I’ve never seen you do anything worthwhile. Well, apart for your skills in the use of graphic design. I shall give you a beautiful solid gold graphics tablet which you must use everyday, or it will disappear in a puff of smoke and you won’t get it back again.

You also do not have a car of your own, so I will buy you this straight from Japan. I can imagine you driving round this already. You would look so cool. Inside this car is nobody else but Adam Young!! Cos you like that guy.

I saw during the art exam your Skull Candy earphones didn’t really fit you right, so I’ll get you these to match your car!

Elizabeth

Elizabeth, today you receive the gift of a beautiful white cloak! This cloak has a hood and little holes for ey...wait..you already have one of these? Why...?

Naomi

Naomi dearest, I understand you are a bit uptight about next year and what you are going to be doing. Today I give you the present of not being worrisome. I can see you will do better than all our friend group put together: better than Kerri in Law, better than James in mirotics or whatever it is... Yes you will! I give you a ticket for a trip around the world which would be so much more fun than university. You can meet Kellen Lutz and lots more hunky men. I will also give you a recycling center that only recycle Ribena, Barney and Plein Sud drink cartons and you can rip away at the cardboard too. You’ll have a blast!

Kerri

Kurry, today I grant that the act of polygamy is now legal in Northern Ireland. You are scheduled to play Adrianna’s half sister in next month’s 90210. I also have got in contact with Derren Brown who has predicted this week’s lotto numbers so you should be safe with that one too. When your winnings are confirmed, I will call Camelot to send your winnings in cash in several Louis Vuitton suitcases. Lastly, I will fly big smoker face Gaspard over and you can play to him with your big ass golden cello.

James

Sir James, yes, that’s right, I just called up the Queen to knight you. Congratulations Sir James Mooney! You wonder why you are knighted? Why it’s because of your globally famous retail store, Half Moon! Your invention of ‘Moon’ sizes has revolutionised the fashion world completely and the whole world is going hay-wire for this new style (including Glee characters Kurt, Mike Chang and Blain mmmm Blaine) All thanks to me! I told you the Dump would be the perfect place to set up a business, and you didn’t believe me! Plus, hiring out Gaga to model was a gold idea!

Jordan

Jordon, today you receive the gift Mothman visiting for tea! Hey, don’t be insulted, that’s like the best gift ever. Lol clearly I started this post with great ideas for some people and by the end I had ran out of ideas. Sowee....Oh: better idea. Jordan, comment exactly what you want me to do for my next post in the comment box and I’ll write all about it. Need to keep blogging interesting. Anything at all! I accept the challenge. Even if it’s something gay that I don’t like, maths or whatever.

(Same goes to Elizabeth, she didn’t even get a gift. Ya’big racist.)

Can't wait for tomorrow night!!!!

- Love Claudia x

ANY QUESTIONS?

So today Kerri began a new trend spam on our Twitter accounts. The question game. Each user who plays are given the opportunity to ask another ANY question at all to them. With only one veto, you must answer these questions honestly and willingly.

See, I’m meant to post these answers to my Twitter account - but that’s far too messy and disorganised for my liking. And I can write longer answers here. So here they are!!

Naomi: What was your first impression of me? (I was always curious of this)

Heya Naomi. To be honest, not much of an impression was made.. no offense! Just you were very quiet and I thought you were very pretty. And since I was going through an emo phase I really liked your clothes so therefore visited Fresh Garbage, which you recommended to me in 4th year, but the shop scared me because I thought it sold drugs.

Mary-Jane: Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?

Mary-Jane, I honestly don’t know at the moment. Career wise anyway. I don’t even know what I’ll be doing in 10 months, never mind 10 years. We’ll see what happens with uni and all.

Other than that, I’ll be 28 (GROSS) so I hope I’ll be married with at least one child living comfortably with a good job, or else just being a housewife with a part-time job. In the next ten years I hope I will have travelled to Asia, lose more weight and have my teeth whitened...short term goals, haha.

Hazel: Micky Yoochun or T.O.P?!

OH HAZEL WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME :(

Ahhhhhh that’s like the worst question ever, gurrl. At the minute, they are completely equal. I love both equally as my biases. :D

Not sure why I find Yoochun my favourite, I just think he’s attractive and I love his voice. (Random question, do you think he looks incredibly old for his age?)

And AH T.O.P the most gorgeous man who has ever lived!! Those eyes will eventually kill me, and that voice fcghjknbhvcfgvbhkml.

Sorry I couldn’t answer your question properly, I think you understand why!

Matthew: What are you getting me for Christmas ’11? Also, your favourite sweet which is packaged in a tube shape?

Matthew I am planning to buy you a library. It seems appropriate because you like English...books..etc. (I do not understand this, but every man for his own.) The library will be grand: with over a million books dated from the beginning of time.

My favourite sweet in a tube shape is Love Hearts. I like reading the messages on them and giving them out to people telling them the message is from me. Yes, that’s sad. But you do follow me on Twitter and you know I live a sad existence.

Emma: If you had the opportunity to go to Korea but ALONE, would you go?

Pfft! Of course I would! There’s no stopping me when I’m trying to get what I want! Yeah, it probably would be straightforward enough apart from the dangers of death and me raping someone. Yenny lives there so I’ll live with her for a week. If she doesn’t mind. Of course, I would text you first and say “HAHA, going to Korea BRB. Enjoy doing your exams.”

James: If you became a lesbian and could elope with any and only one of your friends (female of course) who would you choose and why?

Ew James, you are so disgusting. I wouldn’t want to elope with any of my friends. Look at the cut of them! The only girl I would even consider eloping with is CL. And that’s only to get to T.O.P, to elope with him. Eloping is fun.

CL and CLaudia = POWER!

Elizabeth: What is the first object that comes to mind when you think of me?

Extremely curly hair. Sorry Lizzie, boring answer...but it’s true! And when I think of you your voice always speaks in my head? Weird.

James: If Elizabeth fell preggers and told you that there wasn’t a father would you believe her?

All these questions are now about Elizabeth!? Truthfully I’d prefer if they were about me. James, what kind of question is that: does Elizabeth think she is the Virgin Mary or something!? And no, I’d probably not believe her at all. Elizabeth is the most unlikely in the world to get pregnant out of wedlock.

James: If you could describe yourself as a weather event which one would you be and why?

I think I would be thunder and lightening. Because I get angry randomly and shock a few people. I’m also quite moody which explains the dark clouds. Cloudia. Hahahaha.

James: If you found out you had female baldness, I died and was your only match. Would you take my hair in a transplant?

Lol no. Because if I went bald I think, (this sounds awful) that I would quite enjoy wearing wigs. It would be something else I could customise. Everyone would understand that I needed to wear wigs and then I could collect lots of different styles to match my outfits.

James: If you lost your hands in a goose attack and the only hands you could have transplanted were Mark Campbell's would you?

Yes I would. Hands are hands James. That’s a really gross question btw.

Mary-Jane: If you could change anything about yourself, appearance or personality, what would you change?

Hmm, okay I shall list:

Appearance: Weight, vision and teeth colour.

Personality: NOTHING at all. Yes, I can be rude and nasty sometimes but you need a few flaws to keep you interesting.

- Claudia (I'M GOING TO FAIL MY EXAMS BECAUSE OF THIS.)

F is for...

Friends

Being human, I do have friends, even if I don’t blog about them much.

Not in order:

Kerri Nicholson- People describe her as the cool one but I know her well enough to know otherwise, jk jk :) Kerri is awesome: she always has great ideas for things which makes her a fantastic Head Girl. Outside school she’s so much fun: wee days out to Belfast are mighty craic, even going to Newcastle Mauds for some banter is brilliant. We share some really random interests too- who else would put up with a friend who likes Suju and the JoBros?

Amy McKee- The crazy one- Amy is strong-willed..and full of spirit! She’s the one that speaks truthfully when others wouldn’t dare, even if it could get her in trouble or if no one else agrees! She’s hilarious too, her ‘rants’ about her family or R.E make me laugh so much. We never agree on anything though, but for some reason it works for us being friends. We have just one thing in common: We both love Shannon!

Jordan Minnis- Jordan is the loud one because she never stops shouting! She’s really cool though, really great at working with the younger ones through S.U and stuff. She is great craic too: she knows how to start up a conversation. We’ve had great memories on msn! Giant calculators, sunglasses at night, the golden compass and of course, NANCY! (R.I.P)

Sarah Bolton- the more unusual one, who often hangs about with the boys! Sarah is class- she’s so sweet and we have had great memories. “Hi, I’m Claudia” “and I’m Sarah.” Both: “and we’re..your STALKERS.”

Naomi Stevenson- the quiet one. Naomi is my art buddy! I like her taste in music but not in men, we discovered during the art trip. We ♥ art.

James Mooney- The only guy? Yeah James is so cool, we both love Glee! He’s one of them people that you don’t know what way to take at the start until you get used to them, then you realise how hilarious they are. We only became friends over the summer, when he somehow managed to visit my house with Amy more than anyone, we sat and drunk tea and ate delicious cookies! Viva la moth!

Elizabeth Morris- Ah Elizabeth! So gentle, so kind, so organised! Elizabeth is one of the most sweetest people I have ever met: she doesn’t get angry or annoyed even in the worst situations. She’s recently starting to use Facebook: I don’t know if you’ll ever read this Lizzie, but we all love you!

Mary-Jane McBride- MJ/Mayjay can be summed up in few words: Pokemon and Anime. I think I’m attracted to unusual people because Mary-Jane is definitely one of them. Not in a bad way though! She makes me laugh a lot, and we get along very well: even if it looks like we constantly are insulting each other!

Alison Foster- You know how there are certain people you just love? Alison is one of them for me. Not only is she hilarious, everything about her makes me laugh: I must admit I feel quite annoyed somedays if she doesn’t come in! She makes my whole morning. But not only that, she’s really understanding too. I’m so glad she moved to our school, because I’m proud to call her my friend!

Rachel Haugh- Ah! Rachel has been my friend for such a long time! One of my remaining Primary School friends. Rach is so laid back, I could shake her sometimes: but it’s probably a good thing because she keeps me from losing my cool. She just accepts things and it’s so easy to talk to her. And I get to hear all the craic on the bus and in I.C.T. Bus buddies forever!

Noelle Gordon- Good owl’ Noelle. I don’t think a lot of people really understand her, but I really do like Noelle! She’s so chatty and so nice to me, ever since we sat beside each other in French in 4th year. We’ve never fallen out either, I hope we can be friends for a long time.

No doubt about it, all these guys would be at my 18th if I plan to have one.

Thank you for being my friends!! :) x

SUNDAY

Hello,
I'm not long home from church. Just waiting to be called for dinner.
Yesterday I invited Sarah, Mary-Jane (MJ for short) and Naomi down to watch "Attack on the Pin Up Boys" Super Junior's film that I had downloaded off YouTube. :)
I love Heechul in it, he's so funny and cute. And Kibum is so mysterious!
It was my third time watching it, it's hilarious! And now I think I have converted Naomi too, she just IM'd me with a link of a funny video of theirs.
Tomorrow we get out of class to see Hairspray. So I'll be missing ICT and a double art. Which sucks. I got my ticket to see it on Tuesday night, so I'm hoping it will be good then.

Umm, this was rather a pointless post, bye!

Claudia x

SOCKS

Hey :)
I didn't have time to write on Thursday, but I had a really good day at school. It flew by. And when I got home I done some art and chilled out: Ugly Betty was brilliant. Annd in my frees I helped paint scenery for the musical. I actually felt useful doing something I like!

Yesterday was even better. The first performance of Hairspray was being shown to the junior school, so all my classes were cancelled. Yaay! (even though I only have I.C.T and R.E on Fridays, haha) So I just dossed about all day. I downloaded a Korean app to my iPhone and tried to learn 1-10 and the months of the year. And I tried to continue with art but I kept getting distracted.

Before I knew it, it was lunchtime, and Mary-Jane, Naomi and I went up the town to Country Fried Chicken. We are allowed to sign out once a week for lunch or a message, and since we are free over lunch on Fridays, we use that opportunity to go every week. It's great. Usually there is a whole pile of us, but Kerri was in the musical and wee Alison was taking canteen.
After school Emma and I went to her house. We do this every week, sometime Kerri joins us. We watch a film and spend the evening talking about everything going on in the past week. It's a good bonding session, and we usually end up rolling on floor laughing over something really ridiculous.

Yesterday was no exception, we watched G.I Joe: The Rise of the Cobra. Emma's dad was in China a while back and brought a whole pile of DVDs which are released earlier over there than here. The DVD is great quality but jumped a bit near the end, so we switched to watching the rest on the laptop.
We saw G.I Joe in the cinema over the summer, but it was such a good film we were dying to see it again. And for one reason: Stormshadow. :D

Stormshadow definitely made the film for me: a martial arts specialist who was an assassin and an associate to Anna. (played by Sienna Miller)
Boy, did he know how to use a sword. After wikipedia-ing him, I found out he is played by Lee Byung-hun and he is 39!! He is like the Korean version of Johnny Depp. Sexy.
What's more, he's from Seoul! Same as Super Junior! *yay*

After I got home, I discovered I actually had post. A package addressed to ME! I teared it open and realised it was my Super Junior socks I ordered off ebay! I didn't expect them for another week. So yeah, I had a good day yesterday. :)

Um, they all have names, but I don't think it looks like them. So from the left it's Kyuhyun, Donghae, Eunhyuk (big lips), Siwon and possibly Ryeowook?

Claudia x